i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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