i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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