I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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