after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
No subtext here. People are naked.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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