Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
