I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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