On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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