thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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