Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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