He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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