If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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