we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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