how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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