dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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