yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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