there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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