toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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