When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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