Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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