She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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