Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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