I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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