If that was your dad, he is hot
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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