I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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