you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
