I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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