marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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