you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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