So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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