Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
should my penis look like a turkey
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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