I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
