Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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