Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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