I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize