i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Bring me that man meat
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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