Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
