Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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