ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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