Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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