is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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