Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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