Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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