I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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