Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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