Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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