Say something about gay babies.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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