Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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