Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
