yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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