The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
