Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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