i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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