walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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