i don't like sucking hair
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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