her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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