try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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