Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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