trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
