My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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